INS jokes
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
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What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.