INS jokes
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!