INS jokes
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."