INS jokes
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...