INS jokes
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.