Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Listen, smooth-brain. A vegetative state means the person is basically a plant. A baby is small. A tater tot is a small potato. It is a pun on the word vegetable. You probably stare at the juice carton because it says concentrate.