INS jokes

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Should we go to America for treatment?

We stayed in Essen and then left.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"

My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!

A song about yellow and blue beans.

Engines shut off when accelerating, Babu is wearing a hat and gloves. Rain is like honey. Bob remembered the sentence as best he could. Latex Master has reached the ninth level. These are weapons of atheism in the narrow sense.

Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Little Roach, look, Bob, of course!

Glory comes and loss is great. Three types of copper filling. The stairs are covered with lego pieces, Take a closer look at the snowman, a type of flowering plant. There is no science that saves time from fog. "The war against slavery!" - The Complete Guide to Bob Fuller.

Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Hang a laminate. Bob, that's right!

How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.

“NO NO NO”

I’ll give you some candy.

“Oh ok🤩”

Is crummy bears alright??

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.