INS jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.