INS jokes

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!

Q: What's red and screams?

A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!