Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Misunderstanding
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is that the dude's girlfriend is calling 911 because she thinks he's a crazy drug addict, but he thinks she's just being sweet. And you? Well, you're probably one of those types who still uses Internet Explorer.