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Misunderstanding

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Deez nuts
5 years ago
  • Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

    She’s so nice.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. The joke is that the dude's girlfriend is calling 911 because she thinks he's a crazy drug addict, but he thinks she's just being sweet. And you? Well, you're probably one of those types who still uses Internet Explorer.

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