April Fool jokes

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?

A. Prankenstein.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

You look pretty today... April Fools!

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Why can’t October fool April?

Because only April fools.

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.

The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"

The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."

Hahaha

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!

Happy April Fool's Day.

I am the fool, now fuck me.

In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.

On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.

April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.

Orphan: Where... Oh.

So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."

I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."