April Fool jokes
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
You look pretty today... April Fools!
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"
The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"
And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"
The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"
Johnny replied with, "OK."
Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020