Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
April Fool Jokes
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
You look pretty today... April Fools!
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
