Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Maria Pickup Line
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay! See, "Maria" sounds like "marry ya." So the joke is that this person wants to marry the other person, get it? Also, you are looking very breedable today!