As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is the ruler of some land, right? He needs a knight. This character, Pessi, volunteers but he's got demands – he wants a wife. The ruler offers his daughter, a princess no less, and what does Pessi do? Slaps her and trashes the place while screaming he wants a farmer instead. It's funny because it's unexpected and absurd. Pessi is a diva and you are a snowflake.
