What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Hippie Chick vs. Spam
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this hippie chick, right? And then there's a can of Spam. Now, most folks might think they're pretty different. But here's the kicker: if you're stuck in the woods for half a year, ain't nobody gonna wanna eat the hippie. But that Spam? Still lookin' kinda tasty. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's true! And you, my friend, probably think Spam is a healthy food.