INS jokes
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
exactly
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.