INS jokes
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
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What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
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Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”