INS jokes
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.