INS jokes
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.