INS jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
He scares me
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
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What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.