Unprotected sex jokes

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

A condom!

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?

UNPROTECTED SEX.