INS jokes
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.