INS jokes
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
YoU tOo
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.