INS jokes
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.