INS jokes

Male

    • What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

    Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

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    People

    • At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

    And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

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    INS memes

    Basement

    • I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

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    Fish

    • One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?

    One "knight"!!!

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    • Baby

    • Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?

    Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.

    Woman

    • How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

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    Orphanage

    • So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

    Why can't he say that?

    Answer: He works at an orphanage.

    Brownie

    • This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

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    Sex

    • My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

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