INS jokes
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
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Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.