The Owner's Order

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up buttercup, this joke is all about some heavy dude waltzing into a store and ordering a mountain of food. The waiter's like, "Woah there, tubby!" and tries to push a salad. But plot twist! Turns out the big guy owns the place and ain't happy about the waiter's skinny-shaming. I bet you are jealous of that waiter right now...aren't you?

Comments (1)

Anonymous

3 years ago

your jokes fucking suck