INS jokes
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" "No, ... hurdles."
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.