INS jokes
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.