INS jokes
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.