INS jokes
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!