INS jokes

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.