INS jokes
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
I put the fun in funeral.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.