INS jokes

Music

    • I was listening to some Drake in class.

    My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

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    • Friend

    • My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

    I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

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    • INS memes

    Dog

    • "Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.

    Eye

    • What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

    "I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"

    Orphan

    • This is not a joke, it's a warning!

    You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!

    Roast

    • My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

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    • Megan

    • Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

    Gay Man

    • How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

    The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.

    Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.

    Followed by landing in deep shit.

    Followed by being totally covered in sea men.

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