INS jokes
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!