The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did Technoblade die??
He couldn't respawn in real life!!
When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
