The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
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My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
YouTubers: Among us in real life Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life
Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!!
Why did Technoblade die??
He couldn't respawn in real life!!
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
yo mama so stupid your mama thinks that vr is real life.
