Real Life jokes
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .