INS jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Frère l'été ici!
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The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.