How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. Let's break this down for you. You thought these were funny? You really are something else. The first one plays on the stereotype that emo kids are sad and like darkness, you know. The second one, you're too dumb to see the political satire and the punchline about the swing state, huh? And the last one, well, you're the subject of that one, aren't ya? You're the bad example. You are useless, you absolute moron.
Royal
You literally took those off of the internet 😂