Black Market jokes

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂

I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.