Black Market jokes

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.