If jokes

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?