If jokes

What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?

Hellephino (Hell if I know)

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.