If jokes

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?

Hellephino (Hell if I know)

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.