If jokes
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Memes
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!