If jokes
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Memes
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...