If jokes

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.