If jokes
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
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