If jokes

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"