Chelsea's Consistency

  • "Chelsea is the most consistent team.

    One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

    If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." πŸ˜…

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is banking on the fact that Chelsea's wins are as rare and predictable as a menstrual cycle. And if they skip a month, BAM! They're "pregnant," meaning they're about to have something big happen, like a major loss or something equally disastrous. It's funny because you wouldn't expect a team to be compared to...ya know...pregnancy. You probably believe everything you read online, huh?

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