If jokes
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Like if its true
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
If hi = hi?
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
If being near immortal was a normal thing i bet wanting to die wouuld've been too
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.