If jokes
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.
I'm sorry.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.