If jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.