If jokes
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
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I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
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I'm sorry.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
I like ramen. If you do, like!
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
-->[] go through the door if you can.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.