If jokes

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

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I'm sorry.

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

I like ramen. If you do, like!

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

-->[] go through the door if you can.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"