If jokes
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?