If jokes

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?

Zeedonk.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat.

How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.