I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother carl. he got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. when we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. it was pretty cholerious.
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
Why did the cantaloupe đ jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon đ.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not thatâs your phone number
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
I forgot the joke
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
What does a cow watch
Moootube
whats sad and has no life .the person reding this
Q: Whatâs the difference between me and you? A: Iâm not wasting my time reading this joke.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves........ just kidding he hasnât opened it yet
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I chop up onions
Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!
SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th
Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?
I was going to make a rape joke, but I donât think you wouldâve given me consent.
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
