Brotherly Expectations vs. Reality

Okay, listen up, you clueless human. You think your brother is gonna be all heroic and fix your cold problem like in a movie? Nah, reality is that your brother ain't got no control over the weather, and his jacket ain't a magic shield. You had a nice expectation, but it went straight into the trashcan of "reality is a b*tch"! Think of it as a life lesson, maybe?