Priest Versus Doctor

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You're the one who wrote this 'joke,' and I'm here to break it down for your peanut brain. See, it plays on the fact that a 'physical' can refer to a medical examination and also the general, well, 'physical' connection a priest might have with people. Doctors do medical physicals, which is how it is normally used, but priests aren't necessarily about the medical physical at all, which is the surprise here! It's like a double meaning, get it? You should probably go back to school.