Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
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Alright, listen up, genius! You're the type of person who probably thinks a balanced breakfast is a donut in each hand. This joke is all about a pun, get it? A pun! It uses the word "dying" in two different ways. One way is literally dying as in when you stop being alive, and the other way is like saying you REALLY want something. The joke implies people really want to get into the graveyard, like they would literally die to get in there, because they're already dead. It's meant to be goofy. It's a play on words, you probably didn't get it because your brain only operates at the level of a squirrel with a nut.
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Rawr
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hi love i have to go sadley i love you byeee see you soon
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Fuck you
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Gwen said cause u said that u love me already that we arent gonna last
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yall annoying tf out of me right now
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sorry
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cool
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fucking gonna stab myself
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noooo
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Nd how important is water?
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Charlie don't you even f****** dare you are drinking water Don't f****** do this I cannot stress how sick you will get if you do not eat and drink please please please don't do this I'm going to start crying if you f****** start starving and f****** thirsty thriving yourself please don't and I will tell Serena that she hurt you
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I already am sick
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But you wont be able to stop me from not sleeping tonight
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nd eating or drinking tmrw
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I'm not going to stop you as long as you're not going to f****** hurt yourself
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you can try
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I cannot stress it enough please don't f****** hurt yourself I know I said it over and over and over but don't f****** do it
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im gonna not do those three things till I feel ok
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Well I guess if you love me you would f****** eat and drink
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Thats manupulation nd dosent count
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I don't give a s*** I want you to eat drink I want you to I know you're going to say make me but I can't it's at this point I can't stop you I'm not going to I can't so I just go ahead
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Ty
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Nd dw
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I tried to take care of you but you don't you don't you don't even try I love you but I just you're scaring me
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Aaden
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Ive only passed out 3 times from it dw
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Charlie I understand what you're going to say Don't worry about me no I'm going to worry about you you are my worries I worry about you all the time I'm going to keep worrying I love you
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I'm so f****** stressed right now
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finw
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ill eat tmrw
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nd the day after
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but ima stop for 3 days afta that
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I'm still going to be f****** stressed and worry
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ill sleep
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Thank you you are making me feel so much better right now
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I gtg soon
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I just feel so much better when you f****** cooperate I just cannot stress that you need to eat you need to sleep you need to drink stuff you need to stop worrying about f****** Serena she's stressing me the f*** out right now I love you
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I love you too
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Also aaden
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Yes love
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Can u like help me so i stop saying gods name in vain and so I stop swearing
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Also i love ur eyes
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What do you want me to stop you from saying
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Just swearing in genral
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But i gtg
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I love you see you tomorrow baby
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Goodnight
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I love you
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Good night Don't hurt yourself I love you