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    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius! You're the type of person who probably thinks a balanced breakfast is a donut in each hand. This joke is all about a pun, get it? A pun! It uses the word "dying" in two different ways. One way is literally dying as in when you stop being alive, and the other way is like saying you REALLY want something. The joke implies people really want to get into the graveyard, like they would literally die to get in there, because they're already dead. It's meant to be goofy. It's a play on words, you probably didn't get it because your brain only operates at the level of a squirrel with a nut.

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    • hi love i have to go sadley i love you byeee see you soon

    Gwen said cause u said that u love me already that we arent gonna last

    yall annoying tf out of me right now

    fucking gonna stab myself

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    He asekd for me to help him bring in pies

    Tell ur mum i think shes nice

    Dont get mad at fletcher i doubt he knows he pressured me..

    It's one thing if you just sent them for your own good but just begging for him and peer pressuring somebody into doing it it's f***** up

    Yk how i talk dirty sometimes?

    Nd i had to explain to him i was scared to do shit he wanted to do

    Like he wanted me to giv him head, nd for him to eat me out nd finger me and such..

    I had to explain i was scared

    Thats why i didnt wanna go alone w/ him..

    That's f****** nasty we're going to have a good talk That's just f***** up I get it as cuz I joke about it but that's just f***** up but he tried to do

    He's not part of our family anymore He's out what he did was just f***** up Don't delete any of the chat so I can show my friend so we can convince him to get kicked out

    He kept saying shit like it even after I said i was scared nd shit

    To the point where i said yes

    But then i went to sky nd V and told them to not let me go with him alone

    Fletcher keeps making me feel like shit..

    If anything ever happens like that you get Veronica and you then she'll get me I will do the best I can to help like if we were to ever break up I will always help you out cuz that's just f***** up

    I hear him talk shit abt me w/ his freinds also..

    Anonymous

    Fletcher keeps making me feel like shit..

    Are you still talking to him on docs or Gmail

    Okay just f****** ignore them I'll take care of them I don't know what I'll do but it's either going to be violent or physical

    But ive been called a mammoth three times is what I heard

    I'm getting sick and tired of Seth calling you homie hopper

    They're all just mad because we're a great couple

    I feel like a bad person for saying what happend

    I'm sorry you had to go through that he would have told me I would have helped you I know it's hard to tell somebody but I would have helped you I would have beat the f*** out of them if I knew that was happening that would have not been cool by me

    Sense we are talking about this

    Don't feel bad it's good to let out because now somebody knows what happened and now we can take care of it

    Anonymous

    Sense we are talking about this

    Tell me what's going on Don't have to you don't have to say never mind I'm not going to tell anybody

    That made me scared when thigns went to far w/ fletcher

    Fletcher did nothing last year

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    She was the first to know

    Do yk the firetruck game?

    ok well its when a guy starts at like a girls ankle or sumn shit

    they dont stop nd when the girls say stop like they are meant to in the game

    If a girl says stop the guy says "Firetrucks don't stop at red lights" nd then well it usually leads to rape

    You don't have to talk about that no more sorry

    Ur the third person t know

    That's not right that should not be a f****** game

    Nd ik its afucked up game

    Theres a natial day for rape

    That's enough this world is going to f****** hell

    I see videos of girls scared to go outside w/o a guy they know cause of it..

    Hear storys of people getting followed out of there cars

    Getting kidnapped and killed

    If I am I will kill myself but it will never happen so

    You will be the person to walk with me to make me feel safe

    I try my f****** hardest to keep you safe and make you happy

    Fletcher has said shit like "the younger the tighter" but I'm pretty sure it was a joke

    I hate to be that guy but he meant it he was trying to get head from you

    He wanted you to give him head and then for to lead the other things

    Im not surprised he used me..

    Im the kinda person to be used

    You did not deserve it and I will never use you for sex or anything sexual you can ask any of my friends well obviously it's Fletcher or any of them for my real friends Jordan Skyler f****** anybody else like them

    I know I make a lot of sexual jokes but I don't always mean them I promise I just like to be funny I'm a funny guy right

    nd im comfertable to tell u when im uncomfortable

    I'm glad that you're comfortable to tell me because I really need to know if I'm ever done something bad or if I remind you of something and you don't like that I need to know what to do and how to help fix it

    Shit annoyed me when i was upset fletcher changed the topic to not lose our sanity or some shit or he just said smthin random and only cared when I got boring or sumn shit..

    making you listen to this..

    If this helps you get it out I do not mind listening I would rather listen than you have to keep all of that in and bundle it up everyday and have to come to school everyday get more stressed then get worked up even more then have to come home possibly get yelled at do 100,000 million chores and then go to bed and then have to repeat that every single day I understand what you're going through

    I love you too much to let you have to have to go through all that stress

    Why do you love me right?

    You know what i want when i want it then you do it

    Im just gonna fuck it up aaden

    Because I can tell from emotion I have grown up around so many people and I've just learned from how they've acted in their emotion

    i fuck everything up and id ont wanna lose u..

    Anonymous

    Im just gonna fuck it up aaden

    Everybody's going to f****** sometimes we all got to learn from our mistakes

    Anonymous

    i fuck everything up and id ont wanna lose u..

    You're not going to lose me

    but i dont wanna "learn" from u I want to keep you

    You're not a bad person You're really smart lady You're very smart You're very kind and you're pretty and there's a lot of potential in you I can see your future You're very very very smart You're going to become a very good lawyer You're going to have a very good job You're going to have a great family You're going to be very smart you are going to be like a successful person

    Not be like you are going to be a successful person

    You rembering i wanna be a lawyer makes me smile

    Baby I remember a lot of things that you like I'm not going to remember every single thing but I try to remember as much as I can cuz I love you

    Winter Wait which child I don't remember I'm sorry like I said I don't remember everything

    Thats my cow stuffies animal so thats right

    Ive only said it once but to V so yeah

    someting im looking forward to in life?

    im running out of questions

    smthin i like being caled?

    You don't get sick for more than about a day

    Dont say forever though please

    I want the tears i cried over the fucking autstic Mexican back

    Just now you are very pretty smart woman you have a lot of potential

    i have negative brain cells

    You may not be a professional in every subject but you are very smart and a lot of things

    I owe someone brain cells

    Like I'm not good in math but I'm pretty good on science

    Yeah I'm trying though I'm pulling them back up

    otherwise i cant get into collage then law school

    11 extra years of school..

    Hey I'm going to go to a chat and roast somebody real quick I'll be back

    They only keep going cause you react to them

    nd do not tell anyone to kill themself no matter what they're acting like

    I'm sorry I'm going to go back to the chat but I'm not going to say nothing to the guy

    I cut my finger with cardbored on acaent )):

    Im not eating anything on thanksgiveing

    I feel like I don't deserve you sometimes

    Cuz you're just you're just you're you're I don't know you're I can't describe you...

    The carecters with the worst storys got the best endings

    I know why does it work out so well though

    No you didn't you barely you need anything today

    No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you better eat tomorrow

    And ima do whats best for you

    You need to learn some shit from this site

    Its a warzone half the time so either don't go and say a thing or be ready to fight t

    Nd if you get in a fight with a sibling and they yell mom its not fair is it?

    I don't know but I just want you to eat I don't want you to starve your f****** self

    So dont make a post bout someone cause the rest of the family" will know its to fair

    Im just tryna make it not worse for you

    Ive been here a bit aaden

    I'd rather be hated than somebody be talking to my girlfriend like s***

    Cause i was once hated, all my friends either got hated or left me

    If one person hates you they hate who yk

    and try to make the entire site hate you

    Cause i would never leave you

    If shit happens youll understand

    Be careful on this warzone trust me

    Sky will go MIA and V-rah will die here

    Dagger is our best survivor as he came in the golden ages and with deep respect he has

    I'm confused what you're talking about now

    his fighting days are over but he sometimes will fight

    Tell him if he dsoent stop

    I gtg for like 15 mins sorry

    I dont eat the day before thanksgiveing

    nd i prolly wont eat much then anyway

    I just went head first off of a bed ouch

    What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

    I'm okay I think I might have a slight concussion I mean and a dog almost also fell on my head

    I don't know but you high and cute and smart and funny and kind so that's probably why and plus you're my girlfriend

    Ceral is my second favorite thing to eat In bed ;)

    Comment deleted by Chxl.is.mine

    No deleteing shit not in this chat

    I bet i can go longer than you without deleting a comment

    Make out with me if I am wrong, but isn't the Earth flat?

    Sorry it's supposed to say let me eat your cake

    Sit on my face if I'm wrong but 1 + 1 is 5

    I'll kiss you in the rain so I get twice as wet.

    I'm going to f*** the s*** out you I'm going to blow out your back

    OMG DONT ASK FLETCHER WAHT IM INTO LIKE U SAID

    Also aaden got another question

    Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?

    Yeah I mean it's pretty small but if you want you can lay on top of me

    I am free tmrw, so can you tell me what time ur legs open?

    Hey are you a fan of being pinned against the wall

    Well baby im an adventurer and I want to explore you.

    No I didn't ask I've heard that you like it because you've told me once

    Vigo wanna ask u questions

    Dont say you cant do shit or whatever cause they are my bsfs and are just looking out for me to make sure i don't get hurt again

    They are just looking out for me not trying to be bitchy

    Nvm i told u this in the other chat

    I'm good but I want to have a username that has part of your name in it what would you be okay with

    but that just made me feel like i had an owner

    I dont act submissive on hea

    I suggest you nd me in my bed but yk

    If i was a fruit what fruit would I be?

    Choose a fruit for me silly

    Aaden when u can change ur name change it to Chxls.strawberry you forgot the S in Chxls silly

    Are you going to make me delete my f****** account again okay I'll be right back then

    You know I love you when I delete my account of three different times

    I wouldn't do it if I didn't love you and obviously I did it three times so I obviously love you

    If you really feel like it you don't have to don't worry

    Oh my God I'm listening to Bailey Zimmerman he's so good

    Telll me a whole bunch of love songs u like

    I don't have any though I have a lot of country songs

    THERE ARE COUNTRY LOVE SO-

    you dont gotta send screenshots if its country all you need say is the name and ik it

    Fast car Dirt road anthem Stay in the truck Religiousley when it rains it pours The love we make

    Love The Love we makes right now the song is like my favorite

    Sorry i was late i spilled root beer on my chromebook

    It's okay but don't do that again not the root beer that'll ruin your s***

    And root beer hurts my stomach but I keep drinking it

    When u say "stay in the trusck" do u mean wait not stay

    No I mean the song called stay in the truck

    Whos the love we make by?

    Its the kind of love we make

    tell me songs u like from hea

    I like country music a year behind from u

    I have to go for a little bit probably about an hour

    Actually probably about a half an hour or so I'll get on when I can though I'll get on before you have to get off

    Im adding songs i like here cause u got 2023 country wrapped round ur finger

    She could tell i was upset about it b4 it even happened

    Nd didnt want it not cause anything on my part

    ut cause hes not good to be with..

    i care so much and she dosent fucking listen..

    Anonymous

    Shes dating my ex though

    Fletcher?

    I care sm for everyone to the point I just

    Im there for everyone all the time

    I cant anymore i really cant

    This damn world would fall apart w/o me

    Stop caring about Serena so much she's getting on your nerves to much

    Her veronica gwen mia fucking everyone

    I care sm im always there

    I ONCE WENT TO GWEN CRYING

    I JUST COULDNT RIGHT THEN

    THEN STARTED SAYING HER OWN DAMN PROBLEMS

    People will fall apart if i stop caring

    They need to get there shit together then

    youve never seen me not care aaden..

    Ig im just a free therapist

    Just thinkin about fluffy glitter cows and me

    You dk what'll happen if this dosent go up rn

    Ugggh I just can't right now I fucking done with her

    cause i barley hurt mentally

    It was either i tried to overdose or burned myself

    You need to tell me when you're feeling like this

    but i say it w/o saying it..

    Cause my brain wont let me flat out say it

    Please please get a hold of me next time before you do that I don't need to burn yourself no more

    I know it's hard to forget something that you actually care about but if they're going to keep hurting you like this it's not worth it cuz then you keep hurting yourself and then it makes me feel terrible

    i am going to cut my fucking chest to my stomach open

    One stupid f****** person is not worth ending your life

    I guess she hurt you but don't hurt yourself

    im fucking shaking my entire damn body is

    Because I cannot lose you Charlie I love you too much please don't hurt yourself Don't kill yourself

    Don't harm yourself either please please please please don't I cannot stress it enough please

    Sometimes i cant fucking stop myself

    I do it then realise i did it after I did it aaden

    Yes you can you have to believe in yourself Don't touch a knife don't touch it later Don't touch anything bad

    Don't touch anything Charlie I cannot lose you I cannot bear the pressure when you hurt yourself

    As long as you don't hurt yourself at this point just don't hurt yourself please eating and sleeping you're going to end up I can't I cannot stress enough do not hurt yourself please Charlie I love you too much Don't do it

    I dont sleep cause i have Somniphobia'

    i dont eat cause i hate myself'

    You don't hate yourself please don't hate yourself I love you

    nd i cant not hate myself its not a fucking choice I don't want to hate myself

    No it's because you listen to all your idiot friends and you just listen to the bad things that they had to say to you you are very intelligent smart beautiful kind person you just do not see that in yourself because all your dumbass friends won't stop come around to be like and all the other dicks that will not stop and just stop calling you things Don't listen to them you need to tune them out I know it's going to be hard but you just got to try That's all I want you to do just I don't want you to hurt yourself

    Some of your friends are great influences some way Serena and them and all those people they're not because they just they hurt you

    Tell serena she made me burn myself and that she did fuck up for the last time until she does whats right for her

    Nd how important is water?

    Charlie don't you even f****** dare you are drinking water Don't f****** do this I cannot stress how sick you will get if you do not eat and drink please please please don't do this I'm going to start crying if you f****** start starving and f****** thirsty thriving yourself please don't and I will tell Serena that she hurt you

    But you wont be able to stop me from not sleeping tonight

    nd eating or drinking tmrw

    I'm not going to stop you as long as you're not going to f****** hurt yourself

    I cannot stress it enough please don't f****** hurt yourself I know I said it over and over and over but don't f****** do it

    im gonna not do those three things till I feel ok

    Well I guess if you love me you would f****** eat and drink

    Thats manupulation nd dosent count

    I don't give a s*** I want you to eat drink I want you to I know you're going to say make me but I can't it's at this point I can't stop you I'm not going to I can't so I just go ahead

    I tried to take care of you but you don't you don't you don't even try I love you but I just you're scaring me

    Ive only passed out 3 times from it dw

    Charlie I understand what you're going to say Don't worry about me no I'm going to worry about you you are my worries I worry about you all the time I'm going to keep worrying I love you

    but ima stop for 3 days afta that

    I'm still going to be f****** stressed and worry

    Thank you you are making me feel so much better right now

    I just feel so much better when you f****** cooperate I just cannot stress that you need to eat you need to sleep you need to drink stuff you need to stop worrying about f****** Serena she's stressing me the f*** out right now I love you

    Can u like help me so i stop saying gods name in vain and so I stop swearing

    Anonymous

    Can u like help me so i stop saying gods name in vain and so I stop swearing

    What do you want me to stop you from saying

    Good night Don't hurt yourself I love you

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