A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
I jump off a cliff and said i hate u dumb blond and eagle...Then i said to my wife were done Blondie and said to my friend ur a dumbhead eagle!.
Blondies.
