Blondie jokes

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

Blondies.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.