Humor
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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Memes
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Your joke: you.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Deez
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Dark humor.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)