Deez
Humor
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Dark humor.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Don't touch my bot.
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
