Humor

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

BBNBHD.

Giggity! (DYM 142)

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

What's funny about sex? I don't get it.

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

How to write a joke?

What does "Keo" stand for?

Kick Elmo more.

What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!