Disturbing Family Scene

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the little girl walks in and sees her bro wearing a face mask, right? Innocently asks why. But DAD's got his belt undone... Implies the bro just got a mouthful and she's next, you uncultured swine! Explaining stuff to you is like herding cats, but somebody has to do it.

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