Memes

Train

Man: Die, potato!

Potato: *screams*

I like trains.

Kid: I like trains.

Man: No, wait!

Train: *kills man*

Dick

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

Sea

If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.

Dad

Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?

She kept making dad jokes.

Duck

Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier