Humor

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

What do you call a bad pun?

The pun is not punny!

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.

Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.

Tell me a joke.

OK, your face.

(l=====8

I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.

How to write a joke?

What does "Keo" stand for?

Kick Elmo more.

What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!

I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.