Humor
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
BBNBHD.
Giggity! (DYM 142)
How to write a joke?
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Guys go to this link......................................................................................https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6/hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go-om-cool-maps-my-name-is-xx_robloxgamer420_xx-pleeease-lets-play-rol......................................................................and read it bum. Don't dislike cuz it'd retarded.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches, I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish!
Then there is a bear, he thinks if that fly drops six inches, that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish!
This huntsman also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps up, bear runs out, eats the fish. I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear.
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse, who also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps, bear runs, huntsman shoots,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket!!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile...
there’s This cat!!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches. Fish jumps up. Bear grabs the fish. Huntsman shoots the fucking bear,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE!!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat slips over him (stacks it) cat falls in the river...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet)
WALLOP... try remembering all that in A pub pissed. Xx
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Your joke: you.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.