why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
One time there was a squirrel who died. It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
why isn't stephen hawking going to heaven? because he's british
A joke huh? My sense of humor.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
What do you call a banana that can dance? CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
your face
POV: it's a rapists groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD
my grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS
Orphan jokes are just hurtful and that is all they are so please stop
I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun "Wheres the candle?" the other Nun says "Doesn't it!".
