Humor
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
My jokes are cancer.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!