Humor
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Jokes are not funny.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
My jokes are cancer.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.