Humor
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Memes
Glad to make the floors wet
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What is mail? Boring.