Humor
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Memes
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.