Humor

Your mom gay.

Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.

What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.

Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌

The image shows a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a person is facing left and saying "Gasp! Oh no." above them. There is a speech bubble that says "Still water". A black cat sits below them. The second panel has a black dog with the trollface on its head saying "Gasp! Oh no." and "Hawk time!". Below the comic, the text "Those who started the event winter arc" is written and an evil looking face.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

This is funny.

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.

So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"

I farted. LOL.

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.

The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.

So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

To get to the curry shop.

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Why are Americans such good chess players?

Because they lost two towers.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠