Humor
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
My jokes are cancer.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.